WHAT WE KNOW:
The last time Melanie was seen in public:
White House spokeswoman Stephanie Grisham issued a statement, announcing that Melanie was recovering at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center near Washington, D.C.after undergoing an “embolization procedure” to treat an unspecified but benign kidney-related issue.
Trump, pointing to a White House window, makes a statement about Melanie: “She’s doing great. She’s looking at us right there.”
None of the reporters present could see the First Lady.
After almost two weeks of being completely invisible to the public, rumors begin swirling that Melania is moving back to NYC.
SHE LIVES! (maybe)
(full credit for this summary goes to SA forums superstar and noted not-moron GobiasIndustries)